Tea for Two?

Meh

2004-12-29T03:24:37Z

well you know how i said that on sunday i felt kinda sick...well that's not the half of it! on sunday night i threw up approximately twelve times, five of which i distinctly remember. then on mondy i got all delirious and went to bed, and then when i woke up i thought it was tuesday but IT WAS STILL MONDAY. so when i asked dad what the time was and he said 6:15 i thought he meant in the morning and then i was thinking why is harriet up so early? and why are the clocks reading the wrong time? because they said 18:15. then yesterday, which really was tuesday, harriet left to go to brook valley where she's spending new years, and now i can't sleep downstairs because that is where things are going to kill me in my sleep. and my stomach was really unsettled yesterday and it's okay today but if i eat just a little bit of food i get really full. and simpkin was being all adorable because he fell asleep on my lap and he was all soft and he started twitching...i love simpkin.

cloacina @ 2004-12-26T20:11:00

2004-12-26T07:12:53Z

Mary had some latvian porn,
She kept it in her pocket
Whenever Mary went to bed
The porn was sure to rock-it!

laaaaaaaaaaaaaaatviaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan pooooooooooooooooornnnnnnnnnnnnnnn! emma is my laaaaaaaatviaaaaaaaaaan pooooooooooooooorrnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn buuuuuuuudddddddddddddddddddddddyyyyyyyyy!
here is my list of porn:

1. Latvian Porn
2. Jamaican Porn
3. Irish Porn
4. Norwegian Porn
5. Cuban Porn

Gag me with a spoon

2004-12-26T07:05:10Z

mrg i think i'm gonna throw up...i think i had too much to eat. chips and bacon.........i kept on sitting in front of this bucket trying to vomit because it always makes me feel better when i'm sick...but then again once i woke up and i threw up and it got in my hair, so i had to have a shower at about 1am, and then i was so weak after throwing up that i couldn't stand in the shower and i had to crouch and everything smelt bad...i hate being sick.

The Lady of Shalott

2004-12-24T02:58:12Z

Draco's Mix Tape

2004-12-24T02:49:24Z

Here is the list of songs that are on Draco's Mix Tape. Remember, not all songs are from his point-of-view. And the tape is not yet finished; this is a draft of how it will be eventually.

1. Every You Every Me - Placebo
2. Behind Blue Eyes - Limp Bizkit
3. Bigmouth Strikes Again - The Smiths
4. Jesus I was Evil - Darcy Clay
5. Bad - Michael Jackson
6. Popular - Nada Surf
7. Creep - Radiohead
8. Local God - Everclear
9. Here Comes your Man - The Pixies
10. Hey Good Lookin' - Hank Williams
11. #1 Crush - Garbage
12. Nancy Boy - Placebo
13. Boys Don't Cry - The Cure
14. Michael - Franz Ferdinand

Pop fucking RULES!!

2004-12-24T02:39:47Z

Gothic

You can't trust words: they're as slippery as eels, always changing, never trustworthy. Take 'Gothic': bet you're already thinking of teenagers in cheap panstick and torn fishnets on some Camden street corner at 3am. But waht about all the subtlties of meaning that Cure fans came to eclipse in the early Eighties? What about Frankenstein, the Houses of Parliament, the romanticism of death, PreRaphaelite curls, German medieval churches, the sacking of Rome, The Fall (Milton, not Mark E), addiction to decadence, a whiff of camp, the wholehearted embracing of tragedy? Was Johnny Depp in Sleepy Hollow the ultimate Goth?

- Pop

romance n., & v.i. 1. n. (languages), the languages descended from Latin (French, SPanish, Italian, etc.); (R~) vernacular language of old France mainly developed but distinguished from latin, corresponding language of Italy, Spain, Provench, etc. 2. medival tale usually in verse of some hero chivalry [named as being written in Romance0. 3. Prose or rarely verse tale with scene and incidents remote from everyday life, class of literature consisting of such tales; set of facts, episode, suggesting such tales by its trangeness or such tales, mental tendency to be influenced by it, sympathetic imaginativeness. 4. Love affair viewed as resembling a tale of romance; love-story. 5. (An) exaggeration, (a) picturesque falsehood. 6. (Mus.) Short simple or informal piece. 7. v.i. Exaggerate or distort the truth, especially fantastically. [ME, f. OF romanz, -ans, -ance f. pop. L *romanice in the vernacular (opp. Latine in Latin) adv. f. L Romanicus Romanic]

- The Concise Oxford Dictionary

In classical iconography, Flowers represneted all the Big Things: death, beauty, sex, purity, even divine intervention. Latterday romantics know how to tap into flower power to get the emotions going: you only have to watch clips of Morrissey writhing around on a stage full of gladioli thrown by swooning fans to get some understanding of flowers' symbolic potency. Most of all, though, flowers stand for death and sex - all those sticky stigma bits and ovules and sperm-containing pollen grains. And cut flowers are beautiful precisely because you know full well that when they look their best they are only days from death.

- Pop

My Hate List Continued...

2004-12-24T02:13:05Z

i don't think you'd like boys high either, lucy, if they yelled stuff at you across streets.

11. Safety Seals (i took lucy's advice, and i do hate them, because i can't open them any more for some reason!)
12. Alan Bunn (fucking smug bastard, thinks he knows everything. whose poem sounds like a 17th century greeting card now?)
13. Summers that feel like Winters (we're having one right now...damn you, Summer! it better be nice for Christmas day, or you'll have to answer to me!)
14. People who write messages in books (ruin the fun for everyone, why don't cha?)
15. Search Engines that come up with things completely unrelated to what you're looking for (*glares at google*)
16. My CD Player (for some reason it's decided to boycott my Pixies CD, one of my birthday CDs and a whole lot of other stuff. oh, and that double bass button won't work any more, either! i want my music to be LOUD!)
17. Depression (everyone's cutting themselves these days. where did good ole fashioned sweet romance go?)
18. People who cling on to things that died a long time ago (Punk is not what it used to be, Becky)
19. People who think that BRO TOWN (fucking un-funny show) is funnier than THE SIMPSONS! what the fuck are you talking about! nothing can EVER be funnier than THE SIMPSONS, BECAUSE THE SIMPSONS IS THE FUNNIEST SHOW EVER!
20. People who think 'Smoking is Wrong and it should be made Illegal' (kiss my ass, biatches!)

Coffee and TV

2004-12-23T00:05:45Z

i think i might be getting a taste for coffee. i dunno. maybe i should start ranting like foamy...he always seems to have fun doing that...Fucking google! waste of my damn time and money! fucking cheapass...it DOES make you feel better! i'll make a hate lis!

1. Google (fucking waste of my time)
2. Those little packets of silicon or whatever that you find in shoeboxes (Don't Eat my ass!)
3. Hilary Duff (you can't act or sing for shit! Don't try!)
4. Avril Lavigne (can't sing! ugliest little fuck ever, other than...)
5. Paris Hilton (she's not even pretty! she's a fuckin' ho!)
6. J.K. Rowling (ever heard of an editor, bitch?)
7. Christchurch Boy's High School (fucking imbeciles, who's the missing link now?)
8. G Rated Fanfiction (no one likes you except for two year olds, and they can't read!)
9. Pigs (possibly the only thing uglier than Paris Hilton)
10. Goths (they think they're not conforming, but they're just conforming to a different stereotype! grow some balls!)

well if it was any longer i'd have to put a rating on it...i can get pretty nasty with my swearin'

meanwhile i think someone's trying to break into my house...either that or it was thunder...

Pasta 'n' Cheese

2004-12-21T04:28:26Z

i think i ate too much cheese at lunch...

cloacina @ 2004-12-21T16:51:00

2004-12-21T03:52:24Z

OHMYFUCKINGGOD! I JUST GOT AN EMAIL FROM TEARAWAY TELLING ME I'M A MEDIA REPRESENTATIVE! THAT MEANS I GET TO TELL TEARAWAY ALL ABOUT WHAT'S GOING ON IN CHRISTCHURCH...AND I GET TO DISH DIRT ON ALL SORTS OF SHIZNET! I FUCKING ROCK! So y'all better be nice to me or I'll diss you in front of everyone...

MILLY ROCKS!!

2004-12-20T22:14:08Z

milly is the shibbiest friend ever! i don't care that she knows my livejournal password! she's so shibby! thank you milly! you is the kewlest!! (my password isn't even that hard to figure out...she hacked it after two tries....)

cloacina @ 2004-12-21T10:47:00

2004-12-20T21:48:11Z

This is Halloween

Boys and girls of every age
wouldn't you like to see something strange
Come with us and you will see,
this our town of Halloween
This is Halloween, this is Halloween,
pumpkins scream in the dead of night
This is Halloween, everybody make a scene,
trick or treat till the neighbours come and die of fright
It's our town, everybody scream,
in this town of Halloween
I am the one hiding under your bed,
teeth ground sharp and eyes glowing red
I am the one hiding under your stairs,
fingers like snakes and spiders in my hair
This is Halloween, this is Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, Halloween
In this town we call home,
everyone hail to the pumpkin song
In this town, don't we love it now,
everybody's waiting for the next surprise
Round that corner, then,
hiding in the trash cans,
something's waiting now to pounce and how you'll..
Scream, this is Halloween,
red and black and slimy green,
Aren't you scared?
Well, that's just fine,
say it once, say it twice,
take a chance and roll the dice,
ride with the moon in the dead of night
Everybody scream, everybody scream,
in our town or Halloween
I am the clown with the tear-away face,
here in a flash and gone without a trace
I am the who when you call "Who's there?",
I am the wind blowing through your hair
I am the shadow on the moon at night,
filling your dreams to the brim with fright
This is Halloween, this is Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, Halloween
Tender lumplings everywhere,
life's no fun without a good scare,
that's our job but we're not mean
in our town of Halloween
In this town, don't we love it now,
everyone's waiting for the next surprise
Skeleton Jack might catch you in the back
and scream like a banshee,
make you jump out of your skin!
This is Halloween, everybody scream,
won't you please make way for a very special guy
Our man Jack is king of the pumpkin patch,
everyone hail to the pumpkin king
Now, this is Halloween, this is Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, Halloween
In this town we call home everyone hail to the pumpkin song
La la la la la, etc, etc…

hey, is anyone stuck over a present for me? i know what you could get me...a personalised cd with Lullaby by The Cure on it!

cloacina @ 2004-12-21T10:27:00

2004-12-20T21:29:48Z

damnit! i went through 760 fucking pictures of teacups trying to find one that could be my avatar but NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, there weren't any that were 100 x 100 PIXELS! HOW USELESS DO YOU HAVE TO BE NOT TO HAVE A PICTURE OF A TEACUP THAT IS 100 X 100 PIXELS! MY WHOLE PLAN IS RUINED! WITHOUT THE TEACUP AVATAR MY LIVEJOURNAL DOESN'T MAKE SENSE! FUCKING GOOGLE SUCKS! I HATE GOOGLE! I HATE IT I HATE IT! WHY DOES EVERYTHING HAVE TO HAPPEN TO ME! NOTHING EVER GOES MY WAY!

everyone's against me.

cloacina @ 2004-12-21T09:43:00

2004-12-20T21:00:51Z

well, friends, today i am going to grace you with VERY IMPORTANT INFORMATION.
seeing as i am useless at writing in journals, because half the things i say don't make sense and you have no idea who i am or what i do (Salesperson at Maud's Pie Shed) i am going to tell you the story of my life...or really just a little bit about me.

1. Name: Bella Josephine Alice Field
2. Occupation: Salesperson at Maud's Pie Shed (not really, but i wish i were)
3. Family: Mum, Dad, Hannah (sister currently residing in Australia), and Harriet (at home all too much)
4. Pets: Simmykins, also known as Simpkin
5. Favourite Bands: The Cure, The Pixies, Nirvana, Placebo, No Doubt (or Gwen Stefani) The Smiths and The Smashing Pumpkins
6. Favourite Songs: How Soon is Now? - The Smiths, Here Comes your Man - The Pixies, Every You Every Me - Placebo, Going Nowhere - The Cure, Number 13 Baby - The Pixies, Allison - The Pixies
7. Residency: Christchurch, New Zealand. Wish I lived in Virginia, though. It has a kewl name.
8. I Spend Most of my Time: at school, usually. But it's the holidays (Christmas in 4 days!) so I'm on the internet, watching tv, basically lying around in my pyjamas all day doing nothing.
9. My Fanfiction Is: Okay, I know, blatant pegging of the story. But i really, really think you should read it. Or maybe not. Because then you would see the extent of my craziness. www.
(it's called Blessed Release: The Pardon, but I like to call it BR:TP)
10. CD I'm Listening to Right Now: Officially Doolittle by The Pixies but I'm about to change it to the birthday cd Milly made me...it's the shiznet!
11. My Imaginary Friend: It used to be Cinderella, but she moved to Australia with her pet rat or mouse or something. I remember I used to actually see her...I'm not crazy! Anyways now it's this random thing that's trying to kill me in my sleep. I think the posters on my door are mutinying (I would have liked to have chekced if that word was the one I was looking for but Word is fucked and is telling me that mutinyubg is a word) because they won't stop looking at me. Stop watching me!!
12. I'm lazy, forget about it.

cloacina @ 2004-12-21T09:37:00

2004-12-20T20:42:17Z

Hey
Been trying to meet you
Hey
Must be a devil between us
Or whores in my head
Whores at my door
Whores in my bed
But hey
Where
Have you
Been if you go I will surely die
We’re chained

Uh said the man to the lady
Uh said the lady to the man she adored
And the whores like a choir
Go uh all night
And mary ain’t you tired of this
Uh
Is
The
Sound
That the mother makes when the baby breaks
We’re chained

damn google, we don't have polar bears in New Zealand!

cloacina @ 2004-12-21T09:02:00

2004-12-20T20:05:56Z

for SOME reason my computer took ages signing me into messenger, and i was thinking: no more skanky conversations with daniela! but she hardly ever goes on anyway...damn that little slut.

anyways, i'm alooooooooooone from 9:00 till 12:00, except for this guy who came in to do are wallpaper cause it fucked up in the kitchen. it's been stripped for the last week, and the wallpaper man is using the kitchen AND the living room to keep his stuff so i've been kicked onto the computer, and if i want to watch tv i have to go into the sunroom.

and poor simmykins has to eat in the conservatory...poor wee schmo.

My Results

2004-12-19T23:34:22Z

You are a PHOENIX in your soul and your
wings make a statement. Huge and born of flame,
they burn with light and power and rebirth.
Ashes fall from your wingtips. You are an
amazingly strong person. You survive, even
flourish in adversity and hardship. A firm
believer in the phrase, 'Whatever doesn't kill
you only makes you stronger,' you rarely fear
failure. You know that any mistake you make
will teach you more about yourself and allow
you to 'rise from the ashes' as a still greater
being. Because of this, you rarely make the
same mistake twice, and are not among the most
forgiving people. You're extremely powerful and
wise, and are capable of fierce pride, passion,
and anger. Perhaps you're this way because you
were forced to survive a rough childhood. Or
maybe you just have a strong grasp on reality
and know that life is tough and the world is
cruel, and it takes strength and independence
to survive it. And independence is your
strongest point - you may care for others, and
even depend on them...but when it comes right
down to it, the only one you need is yourself.
Thus you trust your own intuition, and rely on
a mind almost as brilliant as the fire of your
wings to guide you.You are eternal and because
you have a strong sense of who and what you
are, no one can control your heart or mind, or
even really influence your thinking. A symbol
of rebirth and renewal, you tend to be a very
spiritual person with a serious mind - never
acting immature and harboring a superior
disgust of those who do. Likewise, humanity's
stupidity and tendency to want others to solve
their problems for them frustrates you
endlessly. Though you can be stubborn,
outspoken, and haughty, I admire you greatly.

Image Source: stp.ling.uu.se/ ~klasp/Boris.html

*~*~*Claim Your Wings - Pics and Long Answers*~*~*
brought to you by Quizilla

ha! i'm practically nekkid.

Just keep dancin'...

2004-12-19T23:21:28Z

the other day daniela and becky and i went to see Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events and it was chesnee. i love liam aitkin, and no, harriet, he doesn't suck just because he was in stepmom.
damn sisters, never giving me a break...

anyway, daniela was looking for a present for her brother and becky wanted My Little Ponies that she could turn into slipknot, and i was REALLY HYPER and i was wearing a top with my ribs on it...long story...so i started dancing to release some of my energy.

and then today, i was Out to Lunch because i was hongry and i was making pasta with this really sweet sauce...but anyway i'm all aloooooooooooooone again because harriet's babysitting and mum and dad are at work adn i was REALLY REALLY SCARED because, as you know, i'm a paranoid delusional. so i put on The Pixies, and when Here Comes Your Man came on i started dancing in a REALLY REALLY HYPER WAY and then i put it on tame and wave of mutilation and they were REALLY GOOD to dance to because they're all fast. but i was dancing in a REALLY PSYCHO way and then my chest started to hurt and i had to sit down for a while. but the pasta was good.

good times, good times.

The New Language

2004-12-19T20:28:15Z

1. chesnee: cool - I am so chesnee right now

2. spool: fucked up - You are so spool

3. deril: the equivalent of lol - Deril...you're so funny

4. joe: annoying - You're the joe one

5. Fuck off and die - Good morning

6. Bloody Mary - Your dress looks lovely this evening

7. Whiskey on the rocks - Fuck off and die

8. Kahlua - Rot in hell, Prep-School bitch!

friends are supposed to help friends get laid

cloacina @ 2004-12-18T22:16:00

2004-12-18T09:18:19Z

well duh. of course remus is gay. all werewolves are, when you think about it. michael j. fox in teen wolf, all those guys and no girls in underworld...and their hideout was underground. underground porn ring, anyone?

I'll be waiting with a gun and a pack of sandwiches

2004-12-18T08:50:28Z

god, my life's so complicated with love...here is my list of everyone i'm 'involved' with right now...supposedly. according to them.
1. I'm pretty sure Becky's my girlfriend...
2. Whom I'm cheating on with Daniela...
3. While at the same time I'm dating Sally...
4. And Holly's my bit on the side...
5. But then Elsie and Lucy have me every Saturday...

can anyone help me out? it seems the only person i'm NOT involved with is the one person i am in love with...and you might think you know who that is but you DON'T! Fuck all y'all!

Peg Leg Heather

2004-12-18T08:36:15Z

ok i was watching Spiderman 2, and there's this part where Doc Ock is trying to get Spiderman so that he can take him back to Harry Osborne, who will then kill him and in return Doc Ock will get this weirdo stuff that he needs to blow up the city or some crap like that. ANYWAY, back to the point. there's this part where they've been fighting on a train, and all these people are in love with Spiderman when SUDDENLY Doc Ock comes back to get Spiderman (he been away doing villainy stuff) and all these New York citizens stand in front of Spiderman and say: "If you want him you have to go through us!" and i swear that at that moment Paul McCartney (of Beatles fame) pops up and says it too! i wonder if peg leg heather was with him...

you mess with one of us, you mess with all of us!

cloacina @ 2004-12-17T15:33:00

2004-12-17T02:34:00Z

"Say fuck."
"FUCK!"
"No, say: 'Get the fuck out of my house!"
"Get the FUCK out of my house!"

cloacina @ 2004-12-16T16:44:00

2004-12-16T03:46:57Z

well daniela and i wanted to be slutty, so we were. here's our little conversation we had on msn while her parents were out and my parents were out...you get the drift...i'm Boys don't cry and she's Della. enjoy!

Della says:
yep
Boys don't cry says:
i know i'm chesnee
Della says:
im going to make a comment
Boys don't cry says:
good, biatch. do you have a livejournal?
Della says:
nope
Boys don't cry says:
damn you. create one already!
Della says:
hmmm, nah
Boys don't cry says:
fuck you. i hate you, stoopy little bastard fuck
Della says:
GINGA!!!
Della says:
wow, im so original
Boys don't cry says:
bastard fuck shit face go suck a fuck whore
Della says:
blow me
Della says:
hmmm
Boys don't cry says:
fuckass
Della says:
that doesnt make alotta sense
Boys don't cry says:
kiss my ass
Della says:
fuckwit
Boys don't cry says:
fucking chuck norris
Della says:
ho
Boys don't cry says:
go fuck yourself
Della says:
ok
Della says:
!!
Della says:
fudgepacker
Boys don't cry says:
my god....i never knew you were that type...well, have fun with that vibrator, cake boy!
Della says:
lol
Della says:
will
Della says:
do
Della says:
hmm, now which entry to comment on??
Boys don't cry says:
interesting style of writing, there, fuck boy
Della says:
choices choices
Della says:
you make me laugh
Della says:
like this
Della says:
:
Della says:
hahahahaha
Boys don't cry says:
HA! daniela is a big fat greaseball's sexual experimentation
Daniela is a big fat greaseball's sexual experimentation says:
take that
Della says:
suck on it
Della says:
i need an insult phrase book
Daniela is a big fat greaseball's sexual experimentation says:
not till you suck mine first
Daniela is a big fat greaseball's sexual experimentation says:
blow me, skank ho
Della says:
oh bella...
Della says:
ho bag
Daniela is a big fat greaseball's sexual experimentation says:
*cough cough* whore
Della says:
cough cough slut
Della says:
whose a skanky skank!!!???
Daniela is a big fat greaseball's sexual experimentation says:
i don't know, daniela? yep, i'm sure that's the answer. she likes to blow strange truck drivers for money
Della says:
no man, dogs all the way
Della says:
oh yeah
Daniela is a big fat greaseball's sexual experimentation says:
go fuck your poor, defenceless dog, daniela, since you like it so much
Della says:
ok
Della says:
.c'mere chessie....
Della says:
5 mins later.........
Della says:
mmmnn dog cum
Daniela is a big fat greaseball's sexual experimentation says:
you like having dog cum drippin' out of you, don't you, della?
Della says:
uh huh
Della says:
y arent i in hardly any of ur entries?
Della says:
care to explain urself?
Daniela is a big fat greaseball's sexual experimentation says:
cause you suck...literally
Della says:
man, if prior didnt have aids, i cud have some fun
Daniela is a big fat greaseball's sexual experimentation says:
oh, daniela, your dirtiness is turning me on
Della says:
yueah baby
Della says:
i mean yeah
Della says:
want a piece of this?/
Daniela is a big fat greaseball's sexual experimentation says:
oh yeah, spank it
Della says:
do u prefer to be on top??
Daniela is a big fat greaseball's sexual experimentation says:
as long as you're screaming my name, daniela, it doesn't matter.
Della says:
i like to be standing up
Della says:
pressed against a wall
Daniela is a big fat greaseball's sexual experimentation says:
whatever you want, lover
Della says:
in a public place
Daniela is a big fat greaseball's sexual experimentation says:
outdoors
Della says:
yep
Daniela is a big fat greaseball's sexual experimentation says:
as long as you're nekkid, i'm fine. but i get to keep all my clothes on.
Della says:
thats the way i like it
Della says:
all of them??
Daniela is a big fat greaseball's sexual experimentation says:
oh yeah, baby, keep talking dirty
Daniela is a big fat greaseball's sexual experimentation says:
no underwear
Daniela is a big fat greaseball's sexual experimentation says:
i'm goin' commando, baby
Della says:
sweet
Daniela is a big fat greaseball's sexual experimentation says:

Della says:
what shud my user name be??
Della says:
keep it g
Daniela is a big fat greaseball's sexual experimentation says:
"Will do anything for money"
Daniela is a big fat greaseball's sexual experimentation says:
(even topless lap dances)
Della says:
.......
Della says:
g i said
Daniela is a big fat greaseball's sexual experimentation says:
would you care if i posted this on my livejournal?
Daniela is a big fat greaseball's sexual experimentation says:
what is g?
Della says:
dude! in front of the kids!
Della says:
u know rated g??
Daniela is a big fat greaseball's sexual experimentation says:
della, your dirtiness astounds me! you wanna do it in front of kids!
Della says:
i said not!
Della says:
jesus
Will do anything for money (Even topless lap dances) says:
lalalala
Will do anything for money (Even topless lap dances) says:
*looks innocent*
Della says:
ur worse than me u little mexican white trah stripper
Will do anything for money (Even topless lap dances) says:
trah? is that one of your new dirty words?
Will do anything for money (Even topless lap dances) says:
god you're sexy
Della says:
trash
Della says:
i know
Della says:
im gorgeous
Will do anything for money (Even topless lap dances) says:
i can't wait...
Will do anything for money (Even topless lap dances) says:
we should go to H-town
Della says:
???
Della says:
im not wit ya
Will do anything for money (Even topless lap dances) says:
Hogsmeade...
Della says:
whaty shud b e my name???
Will do anything for money (Even topless lap dances) says:
i'm reading fanfiction...
Della says:
ohhh
Della says:
and i can blow ron
Will do anything for money (Even topless lap dances) says:
um....Daniela: The Sexiest Stripper Ever to Roam the South Island Looking for Strange Truck Drivers to Blow
Will do anything for money (Even topless lap dances) says:
that should be your name
Della says:
it has to be clean
Della says:
think u morange think
Della says:
im waiting ( impatiently ).
Will do anything for money (Even topless lap dances) says:
ok, that's as clean as i can get.
Della says:
u r stupid
Will do anything for money (Even topless lap dances) says:
maybe...Daniela Sucks...Literally
Will do anything for money (Even topless lap dances) says:
that's not too bad
Della says:
no
Della says:
another please
Della says:
cmon
Will do anything for money (Even topless lap dances) says:
fuck...just have dirty swear words
Della says:
my dads home now
Will do anything for money (Even topless lap dances) says:
like Fuck
Will do anything for money (Even topless lap dances) says:
oh shit
Della says:
dont swerar
Will do anything for money (Even topless lap dances) says:
can i no longer talk dirty?
Della says:
fgggfggg
Della says:
no
Della says:
l
Della says:
l
Will do anything for money (Even topless lap dances) says:
ok, baby, i'll talk to you later...
Della says:
l
Della says:
l
Della says:
l
Della says:
l
Will do anything for money (Even topless lap dances) says:
i'm going to lucnh
Will do anything for money (Even topless lap dances) says:
*lunch
Della says:
we can still tlk
Della says:
.name!!!

Crazy Crazy

2004-12-14T05:11:03Z

ha! i just got four comments on the post about me being crazy...and all i did was tell the truth! ha! take that all you liars and fakers out there! bella rocks!

well sally and i went down to our old school today. there was a very funny conversation that happened between us and some year 8s...

Year 8 #1: *mutters to me* "Ginga"
Year 8 #2: *mutters to me* "Ginga linga" (i will now take the chance to point out the stupidness of this statement. it's stupid.)
Me: "Well I am a ginga so why are you pointing out the obvious?"
Year 8 #1: "I'm not pointing, I'm saying."
Sally: "She's being abstract."
Year 8 #2: "Well what's abstract is the flab on your stomach!"
Me: Take a look in the mirror *quietly* fatty."
Year 8 #2: *mutters something incoherently*
Me: "We can't hear you."
Sally: "Try speaking a little louder."
Year 8 #1: "You're just saying that cause you can't think of anything to say!"
Me: "No, we actually can't hear you."
Both Year 8s: *mutter incoherently*

as i said to becky, can you say lame-o?